Once there was an apple, This was a pretty apple. It was so shiny and red. It was a pretty red apple. and shiny. But, As beautiful as this apple was, It did not have any friends. The apple just wanted a friend, but Couldn’t ever get one. Maybe all The other apples Were jealous of the pretty shiny apple and didn’t want anything to do with the apple. The apple just wanted a friend! Its not it’s fault the it has flawless beauty! It has feelings too!
One day the apple was alone walking. Singing a song, And some older apple came up. This apple had worm holes and everything and was old and smushy. It told the pretty apple ” Would you like some drugs” and the pretty apple thought about it. And he thought “Well maybe he’ll be my friend if i do some drugs” So the apple did some drugs with the older ugly apple. and The pretty apple was then addicted.
The pretty apple did drugs everyday! That’s all he did. Wake up. Do drugs.. stay awake for a couple of days… Doin drugs… But, the apple wasn’t pretty no more. Oh.. No he wasn’t. he was a ugly apple now.
Only ugly apples do drugs! It makes their pain go away…
So, Now the ugly apple is ugly and does drugs. But, Since he is ugly. Everyone loves him and he has tons of friends!
Now, Drugs might have solved this apples problems. But.. Its with apples. Drugs dont work like that for humans and beavers. Drugs seem to ruin human’s and beaver’s lives! So never do drugs.. unless Your a pretty apple :) It’ll make everything Alright!
©josh
