Hi, im a 34 year old guy. I live in a city north of kansas city. It is a small town of like 400 people. I moved there when I was 13 cause my dad and mom wanted to get out of new york. It was ok there until 3 years after we moved there and I was 16. Me and my friends where at a party and we were high and drunk. There was this one chic that I really liked. She was a nice girl I see every day in school. I asked her what her name was and she said Monica in the sexiest way. I asked her if she had a bf and she said no. then I asked her if she wanted to go priviat to talk and she said yeas and we went into a bedroom. We started talking and then she grabbed my dick and she started rubbing it. Then she stood up and took her shirt off and then her braw. She git up real close to me and rubbed her tits on my face. And I started licking them. And then she took off my shirt and rubbed on me and then she took off my pants, by this time my dick was really hard and she took my boxers off. She started sucking my dick and I started cumin. Then I saw a bulge in her skirt and I was curious what it was and I asked her and she said it was her tam pond coming out cause she was really horney for me. Then I took her and layed her on the bed and started kissing her. Then I took her underwear off when she wasn’t looking cause my dick was in her mouth and she had a fucking dick. Then I fucking yelled “oh my fucking god” and I fucking hit him or her or whatever it was and I thought it was a guy so I could hit him. I grabbed my clothes and ran out. My friends asked me what has been going on and I was scared ti tell them. She or he came out of the room looking really sexy and just like a perfect female. And my friend looked at me and asked me if she was good? And I was laughing cause I got a funny idea and told him to go see for himself and he went o ver and started talking to her like I did with her or him and they went I in there. They was like in there for like 30 minutes and he came out. I said how was it and he said “it was the best sex I ever had” then I started laughing really hard and I started crying cause it was so fucking funny. And I said what did ya do and he said” Iwe didn’t like have intercourse but she gave me head and I titty fucked her and I said “oh”.Then I said why didn’t ya fuck her with a big smile on my face and he said ? I wanted to come out here and tell u how much fun I was having? then he went back in there. This time he was In there for an hour. Then he came out and he was pissed and he have foiund out that he has just tried to fuck his long losted brother. Then I said I was sorry. He went to his car and grabbed a gun and took it in side and shot his brother or sister and turned to me and said “ I had a great life and I will have one now” and then !bang! and blood was all over the weall and everyone at the party started running and screeming and took off out the door. I will never forget that night and my friend. I know he is in a better place cause u know he was a good man that believed in god and I know that is where he is.

Notes: I wrote this story while randomly typing stuff in like 1998 when I was only 14. I know the spelling and grammar isn’t the best, but I was messing around, and was only 14! Didn’t care about much of that stuff back then, still kinda don’t . I cam copying and pasting exactly what I wrote back then, with all the errors, and everything intact.

Hi, im a 56 year old female from New York City. I always lived there. My parents moved there 2 months before I was born. I guess I likes living there. We wasn’t a rich family or a pore family. We was like in the middle I would say. I made a lot of friends there. I wasn’t like the most popular girl but a lot of guys liked me. Everyday since the first grade when I walked to school I passed this house. It was a pretty pink house that was getting really old but it was nice looking. It was like a house in hollywood. But no one lived there for some reason and we always thought it was hunted. I liked it though and I was always wondering what it looked like on the inside and if it was really hunted. Four years have passed and I was in the 6th grade. I passed the house like a thousand times. But I was always to scared to go into it before. Then one day I was having a birthday party and a sleep over., and my mom went out to a motel to let us be alone. There was 12 of us. We got really bord and we started thinking of what we could do. Then we started telling scarry stories, and then I got an idea of going to that houyse that was only 3 blocks away. Everyone frooze for a moment to think about it. I said come on., there isnt anything to be scared of. I saide raise your hand if u want to do it and 9 people raised there hands. The othera didn’t want to be alone so they came to. We was going to plan to stay the night there. We got bags and packed them with food,candy and other stuff to snack on. We got flashlights and blankets. We left a note to my mom and dad saying we went to my friends house to stay the night. We got there and then we couldn’t get in cause the doors was locked and then we went all around the house looking for a way to get in. there was trees all around us since no one lived there for ever and didn’t cut the grass. We went to the back of the house and the basement window was open. So one of us climed in and another one of us. They went and opened backdoor and lets us in. we got in and we entered the kitchen. There was a glas table that had been broked and the roof was caving in. then we entered a hallway and to the left was a door. We went in there and looked around. The person that lived there before along time aog still had alotof stuff in there. We never knew if she died or what. We looked at almost everything. We searched through boxes and closets and everything. There was a lot of old fantsy clothes there and stuff. There was a really nice panio. The house looked like someone still lived there. The place was all messed up by people that came there and tore everthing up. We went up stars and I guess that was the her room. There was yearbooks and her makup and pictures on her dresser. So we picked a room to stay in. we picked the room that we saw the first downstairs. It did not seem like the house was hunted or anything. We was there for like an hour and then we felta really cool breeze but the windows wasn’t open or anything. Then we saw a light like a ball go across the room and close to us. It was right in front of me. Then it turned into a person. It was a ghost. It was a women like in her 30s. she was sad. She was crying. Then she started talking to us. By this time we was scared big time. And her mouth was moving but we didn’t hear anything. She made a signal to follow her so we did. She went right throught the door and we had to open it. We got out and it looked a lot different then before. It was like it was then. Then I saw a guy but he didn’t see us and then I saw a women. The women was her. The guy was mad at her for some reason and then he hit her and grabbed her and through her on the ground. He got on top of her and started beating her. She was swcreeming but we couldn’t hear them. It was like we was going in through what happen. She was bleeding and he was still hiting her and then he took a knife out and cut her throat and stabbed her like 30 times. She was dead now/ but he wanted to make sure and he got a gun and shot her in the head like 3 times. Then he left. He came back a little while later and picked her up and took her to the basement and layed her there. Then he left. Then the ghost came back and we was back. We read her lips and she said ti help her and then she left. We remembered where he put the body and went to see if it was there. It was. We was rally scared and then we left and called the cops. They went there and found the body and we told them what happen. They found the guy and put him in jail and now he is dead cause they killed him in the electric chair for murdering a lot of people. Then 2 years have past and he finally got death and then we saw her again. She had a big smaile and this time she was brighter and we could hear her now. She thanked us and she said she was in heavin with god. I know I will meet her again when I go??..

Notes: I wrote this story while randomly typing stuff in like 1998 when I was only 14. I know the spelling and grammar isn’t the best, but I was messing around, and was only 14! Didn’t care about much of that stuff back then, still kinda don’t . I cam copying and pasting exactly what I wrote back then, with all the errors, and everything intact.

One day I walking down the street to the store?? And then this old man stop and saidw ho the hell r u?????? Ant then I said my name was bob. And he said that was a gay name?.. And then I told him to fuck off and then he grabbed my head! Then he flipped me over his shoulders. And he told me “boy u have a gay ass name and it needs a change”. And then I tried toget him to let me down!!!. Then he slamed my head againts the bricke wall!!..then he took me to his little lab,.,,,,,,,,,and then I woke up, and he said my name was foefo!?. And then three years has past and I still got that name he gave me..and now im maried and now I have 4 kids!! Ever since..that happened. I always be scared. To change my name. Because I was scared.. that one day he would come back! .im so scared of that old man! im so scared.. Then one day ic waslking..and I seen him. .he was old like very old man..he was so old that it weas old..this guy was so ver very old..im not saying he young cuzz. He was old as a very old guy, and then I know that he wasn’t young…he was old. He was so old… Then I knew it cizz he look like a really very old guy? I know he is cuzz he loks old…old.oldold. very old. Then I knew it..he was really old.. Then I knew that he was so old?.. he was likea really old person. He was soo old. He was really old he wasthe oldest person I ever saw. he was so old. .

Notes: I wrote this story while randomly typing stuff in like 1998 when I was only 14. I know the spelling and grammar isn’t the best, but I was messing around, and was only 14! Didn’t care about much of that stuff back then, still kinda don’t . I cam copying and pasting exactly what I wrote back then, with all the errors, and everything intact.

Irite. I have alittle story to tell u peoples. Irite. One day I was going to the Dollar Store to get some Gums Balls for 5 centes a piece. Well, when I got there this was this guy working at the cash thing. He looked pretty weird. He had a McDonalds hat on and a Wal-Mart shirt on and a pear of black pants on that said Subway on it. Then I just thought he was poor and he just got them from a thirth store. So I didn’t really pay any atition until I got my gum balls. Then I went up to pay for them. And he had a cigaret in his ear . and but he had a Mrabro cigeret box but the cigerat said “Newport” so he had a Marbro Box with newport cigs in them. I was like”what the hell?” then I got up to the thing to payfor my gumballs and he said”who the hell do u thinki am?” and I was like huh? And then he said”who the helldou think I am? And I was like hell I don’t know then he said “ who the hell do u think I am” andi was like helli don’t know. Then he said” who the hell do u think I am?” and I was oike dude I don’t know. Then he said “ who the hell do u think I am?” I was like shut up! Then he said “who the hell do u think I am?” I was like” dude!” then he said” u come to the dollarstore and u buy 3 gumbballs for not even 20 sents. I was ike “yeah?” he said” we r running a buseiness here!” I was like “what?” he said” u look arounbd he and what do u see?” I said I see a lot of cheep shit” and I wish I didn’t say that cuzz then he grabed his Wal-mart unbrilla with a K-mart case and started chaseing me with it. We was running all over the dollar store but I didn’t think he could run with his girl shoes on that good. So them I hit him in his nose but he didn’t move and then he started laughing really scary. I was like “fuck!” and his eyes turned red and he starting shouting something like”wlaly wally boeo boe to hafty you!” I was like”oh shit” and then he grew hornes on his head. I was scared like a motha fucker. Then I ran out of the store and ran home . and then I fell asleep cuzz he scared the shit out of me. The the next day I told my best friend. and he didn’t believe me so he went but he never came back. So then I called the police and they didn’t believe me so then I said what the fuckis going on here? Then I just fell asleep and woke upand then I reliezed it was all a god damn dream. But for some reason I had gum balls gum in my hair?……. .

Once there was a apple, This was a pretty apple. It was so shiny and red. it was a pretty red apple. and shiny. But, As beautiful as this apple was. It did not have any friends. The apple just wanted a friend. but, Couldn’t ever get one. Maybe all The other apples Were jealous of the pretty shiny apple and didn’t want anything to do with the apple. But, The apple just wanted a friend! Its not it’s fault the it has flawless beauty! It has feelings too!

One day the apple was alone walking. Singing a song, And some older apple came up. This apple had worm holes and everything and was old and smushy. It told the pretty apple " Would you like some drugs" and the pretty apple thought about it. And he thought "Well maybe he’ll be my friend if i do some drugs" So the apple did some drugs with the older ugly apple. and The pretty apple was then addicted.

The pretty apple did drugs everyday! That’s all he did. Wake up. Do drugs.. stay awake for a couple of days… Doin drugs… But, the apple wasn’t pretty no more. Oh.. No he wasn’t. he was a ugly apple now.

Only ugly apples do drugs! It makes their pain go away…
So, Now the ugly apple is ugly and does drugs. But, Since he is ugly. Everyone loves him and he has tons of friends!

Now, Drugs might have solved this apples problems. But.. Its with apples. Drugs dont work like that for humans and beavers. Drugs seem to ruin human’s and beaver’s lives! So never do drugs.. unless Your a pretty apple It’ll make everything Alright!

©josh